When I was in kindergarten my mom made me an awesome
Donatello costume
out of Styrofoam and felt and I felt like

The brains of the operation, operation, be my murder doctor’s patient
doctor’s patient, Sherlock Holmes investigation
investigation, I don’t want to be a secret agent
secret agent, but I’ll the defend the poor folks of this nation

When I was in third grade my mom made me an awesome
Public Defender costume
out of a briefcase and a suit and it suited me, it suited me
so well, so well, fake glasses and hair gel, so well, so well
so I kept the glasses and belt, and I felt like

What can we throw together out of things that we find in the, things that we find in the house
There was an age where we’d parade and celebrate the big day, celebrate the big big day
Do these things go together, I found a bible and a jacket in my trunk

When I was in 18th grade, I made myself an awesome raptor bandito costume
Out of newspaper and tape and I spent days
Spent days, spent days, fashioning a gun out of tape
Spent days, spent days, fashioning a hat out of tape
Spent days, spent days, fashioning a steed, velociraptor speed, fashioning a steed, velociraptor speed

What I can I put together and hold in place with tape, hold in place with tape
What I can I put together and fasten with tape, fasten with tape
There was a day when I’ll parade and celebrate any age
So well, so well so yell and yell its time to ring doorbells
And yell and yell pretend not to be ourselves and I felt like and I felt like

The brains of the operation, operation, be my murder doctor’s patient
doctor’s patient, Sherlock Holmes investigation
investigation, I don’t want to be a secret agent
secret agent, but I’ll the defend the poor folks of this nation