If you’re not sure if your life is art
Try a frame on for size
Look at yourself from end to start
See how you look through other people’s eyes

You suspect that she might be a masterpiece
On the ceiling of a church somewhere
But you don’t like entering churches
So you look at her on the web

Go spin your web
And lie in the sun
You’ve made your bed
And you’ve made it for no one

If you’re not sure if your life is a show
Change the channel and see where you go
When you’re ready with the Great Comeback
I’ll be waiting with the laugh track

You suspect your whole life is a tragedy
But I hope you live for a long, long time
If there’s a trick to switch your life to a comedy
Do you really think you’ll find it online?

Go spin your web
And lie in the sun
You’ve made your bed
And you’ve made it for no one

Alfred was fine, driving the car
‘Cause he knew Bruce had a plan
And I know you’ve gotta, I know you’ve gotta
I know you’re not Batman, but you’re a good man

If you’re not sure if you’re doing ok
Do what you can everyday
Don’t let obstacles get in your way
Remember what God would say

“I’m not real so I can’t move these rocks for you
And you’re more than welcome to pray
But you are real so you must do what you must do
Act now, do not delay”

Don’t spin your web
You can ask someone for help
You’ve made your bed
And some day you won’t sleep by yourself