Once upon a rock when the jets were turned on
When the local honks were a vocal taunt
We haunted a path like a snake don’t make a sound

Rainer Freytag’s sock is stuffed in a box
With a bunch of stuff we almost forgot
I can’t forget you I’ll always keep you close at hand
(Lord hand) At hand (Lord hand) At hand

Lord hand me a staff I can lean against!
I’ll be your rock if you’ll be my redeemer
I’ll be the tibia to your femur
We’ll help each other get around
Though the sock may be lost I now it can be found

Once upon a cot lay a summer sloth
Feeling duped and lost like a mixed tape gets tossed
Into the backseat or gets crushed under baggage in the trunk

Rainer Freytag’s sock is a charm of good luck
That we were never caught is so proof enough
I still believe our luck will never end
(Lord send) Never end (Lord send) Never end

Lord send me a staff I can lean against!
I’ll be your rock if you’ll be my redeemer
I’ll be the tree branch to your lemur
You know we’re not just monkeying around
Though the sock may be lost I know it can be found

Once upon my chest lay a statement in jest
For the Ladies it was a litmus test
We were sure if it worked we’d find gold beneath the dirt

Rainer Freytag’s sock is a treasure box
Filled with emblems of peace, love and rock
Our code lives on in the jangly buttons on my coat
(Lord knows) On my coat (Lord knows) on my coat

Lord knows I need a staff I can lean against!
I’ll be your rock if you’ll be my redeemer
I’ll be the confetti to your streamers
It’s always party time in party town
Though the sock may be lost I know it can be found